Michael Albertson
Michael (Albertsonian, Murb) Albertson is from... not Anaheim, not Azusa, but Rancho Cucamonga! A mild mannered programmer by day, and a sleepier programmer by night. Michael learned to embrace more work life balance through out his courtship of Kristina. She helped him see that there's more to life than just work, video games, and books. Michael still enjoys those things, but now has more art and music in his life thanks to Kristina.
Kristina White
Kristina (Stina, Birb) White hails from “The biggest suburb in the world” San Jose, California. A proud product of the public education system (don’t ask Mike about this), met Michael after graduating from Northern Arizona University. They would meet repeatedly for the next several months before Kristina realized the guy bothering her about her bag was the same guy. After this they would become bros. Sometime in 2017, we don’t know when, Kristina hitting on Michael became a relationship. They decided to make their bro status legal by getting married. Kristina enjoys napping, singing songs about beds, making sassy comments, teaching children to be their best sassy selves, and listening to emo/ pop punk and folk music.
